I am a hardened realist now.
Elsie came by way of an Animal Trader....not a recommended way to buy an animal, by the by....it is just one step up from the Sale Barn, which is where old/infirm/bad tempered animals are often sold for meat. The Trader mentioned that her teats were "kinda tore up" but our budget was limited, the timing was right, and SHE WAS IN MILK...so we took a chance.
Frankly, it was much tougher than I thought it would be.... physically demanding and Kind of Scary. She was in pain when I tried to milk her and acted out accordingly. Turns out that the Animal Trader used her to feed six hungry calves. She was tied up and the ravenous little mouths went in for mealtime twice a day. Animal Traders view animals as commodities that must be monetized and a cow in milk helped keep feed costs down. Most cows feed one or two babies, so six put a lot of pressure on Elsie and her teats were a chewed up mess. One of her teats looked like it might actually slough off from the damage. Regardless, she needed to be hand milked twice a day to keep the milk flowing and to guard against the development of mastitis. Ugh.
Milking was clearly very painful for her and I was an inept Newbie. She bled and she kicked. I dodged and swore and dodged some more. It is a bit intimidating to have one's head in the direct path of a 1200 pound kicking animal, yet I needed to apply medication and earn her trust.
|DOES GEORGIE SEEM DISDAINFUL OF MY MILKING EFFORTS?|
The situation was made more challenging by the fact that the muscles in the forearm that are used to milk cows are very clearly not muscles that I have ever used in my lifetime. Plus, I am really old. Too old to be learning new tricks? It surely seemed so! One frustrating morning I dropped the milk bucket because my hands were rebelling. I watched the milk literally go down the drain and I leaned against Elsie's big warm cow body and cried. Pretty pathetic but True nonetheless. Fortunately, Georgie was the only one around to witness my shame and he was too busy lapping up the spilled milk to pay me much mind.
I slogged forward. The Farmer gave me pep talks and did a great job of keeping Elsie entertained and well fed while I bumbled and fumbled through those first weeks. A tense time was definitely had by all.
Happily, we seem to have gotten to the other side. Elsie's injuries have healed and the kicking has stopped. We have developed a nice rhythm and she stands patiently while I milk her.
Whew! Ya know, I think I've got this!
IN THE FARM KITCHEN....
A few week's ago I pulled out a well loved recipe for our CSA shareholders. Spinach Balls are a tasty treat with a very pedestrian name. Try it in French...
Much more sophisticated, dontchathink? Spinach Balls stand alone as an appetizer or can be added to pasta for a meal. The recipe will make about four dozen balls. They freeze really well and are consumed with gusto, so don't be afraid to make a big batch!
|A BIT OF FARM GOAT CHEESE GARNISHES THIS QUICK APPETIZER|
6 cups of chopped spinach (About 8-9 generous handfuls of fresh spinach)
6 cups of panko
15 eggs, beaten
3 cups Parmesan Cheese
2 cups of Softened Butter
4-6 cloves of garlic
3 cups of chopped onion
|THE SPINACH VOLUME IS GREATLY REDUCED BY CHOPPING|
Preheat the oven to 375 degrees. Chop the spinach. I did it in batches in my Food Processor. Don't pulverize it or turn it into juice, just pulse a handful or two at a time. Put all of your ingredients in a really, really, big bowl and mix well.
Once you have the ingredients well mixed, stick the bowl in the refrigerator for an hour or so. The butter will firm up just enough to make it easy for you to work with the spinach "batter." I rarely follow my own advice in this regard because I am always short on time. C'est La Vie. They always taste great, they simply fall a bit flat on occasion. Happens to the best of us.
Anywhooo...Grab some mixture, form it into a ball, and place on an ungreased cookie sheet. I use an ice cream scoop so that the balls are a uniform 1/4 cup. Pack those little suckers close and personal. The proximity will keep them from spreading out and losing their shape if you have skipped the refrigerating step.
Pop they cookie tray(s) into the oven and set the timer for twenty minutes. This is a good time to clean your mess, put on a load of laundry, or have a glass of wine. Tick tock, tick tock.
Timer went off! Check your balls! They should be nice and crispy on the bottom. Take the tray out of the oven and use kitchen tongs to turn over each one of them. Don't try to do this while the tray is in the oven. You WILL burn yourself, which will make you not want to make
Spinach Balls Boules d'Epinards...which would be sad....because they are really, really good!
|NOTICE THE NICE BROWN CRUST? MMMMMM!|
Once you have flipped the balls, set the timer for another 20 minutes. Rotate the cookie sheets if you are using more than one and wait patiently. Tick tock, tick tock.
Prepare to be dazzled!
So while I was cleaning up my Spinach Ball mess it occurred to me that I had out two of the six ingredients necessary to make another favorite appetizer, and figured out that I might as well make that one, too!
I present to you.....
Goat Balls are ridiculously simple to make but the process does involve Deep Frying. Don't judge me.
1/2 Cup Panko
1/4 Cup Flour
Goat "Farm Cheese"...available from your local goat farmer
Oil for frying
Combine the panko, flour, seasoning in a bowl. Take 1/4 cup of Farm cheese and form into a ball, then dredge ball in panko mixture. Repeat.
Heat oil in a deep fryer or small pot, bringing temperature to 350 degrees.
While the oil is heating, take a minute to whip of some quick Chili Aioli by blending a spoonful of Mayo with a bit of Sriracha sauce. Voila!
Has the oil reached the proper temperature? If you don't have a thermometer, sprinkle some panko into the oil to see if it sizzles. Using tongs, gently release the balls into the hot oil. Cook just until golden brown and drizzle with the Chili Sauce.
Life is better with Goat Cheese...and melted Goat Cheese is just about the best thing around!